| The Best of the Best (in order of popularity) |
| 1. | Why can't I get a girlfriend? | 104 votes | 4/18/2001 8:17:34 AM |
| 2. | Best vodka: Grey Goose or Ketel One? Or are you of the "plastic jug" va... | 82 votes | 8/2/2000 3:50:04 PM |
| 3. | Could we hear you and your siblings curse? | 69 votes | 2/5/2001 3:32:12 PM |
| 4. | how do you build a bomb
| 48 votes | 9/30/2003 7:54:15 PM |
| 5. | Complete this sentence:
Andrew J. Chinnici is an idiot because ... | 44 votes | 4/15/2002 4:11:20 AM |
| 6. | ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US | 33 votes | 2/21/2001 8:10:11 PM |
| 7. | Has someone ever used you for a soccer ball? And if not, can I be the f... | 33 votes | 3/31/2002 7:36:29 PM |
| 8. | If Who was on first, then the name of the guy pitching is....? | 31 votes | 8/19/2000 5:57:37 PM |
| 9. | What is YIFFING? | 31 votes | 11/7/2002 5:30:22 PM |
| 10. | Where do you think Osama bin Laden is hiding? | 30 votes | 10/26/2001 2:44:57 PM |
| 11. | Stop cursing! It's bad for your Medulla Oblongata! | 29 votes | 10/15/2001 4:47:02 PM |
| 12. | I hope you're proud of yourself. | 26 votes | 12/6/2000 8:05:00 PM |
| 13. | No new answers in over a month? User expect Forum responses! User expe... | 26 votes | 3/30/2002 7:59:17 PM |
| 14. | That's DISGUSTING, lady. This incredible show of vulgarity and tasteless... | 23 votes | 8/2/2000 3:50:43 AM |
| 15. | In these perilous times, what steps do you suggest we take to improve na... | 23 votes | 10/5/2001 9:01:42 PM |
| 16. | Dear Jesus, are Roman Catholics supposed to believe in you or God? This ... | 22 votes | 3/17/2001 12:13:24 PM |
| 17. | Explain women | 21 votes | 8/7/2000 2:46:37 PM |
| 18. | whats the best way to tell if a girl likes you, and when should you ask ... | 21 votes | 1/30/2002 9:05:43 PM |
| 19. | http://mtv.com&page=o097&date=121600&article=eminem2@216.97.25.197/pp97y... | 20 votes | 12/17/2000 6:52:36 AM |
| 20. | Christ! Where did you come from? (I'm not sure if this is in the spirit... | 20 votes | 3/16/2001 7:25:47 PM |
| 21. | If you hadn't had your cancerous testicle removed, would your future kid... | 19 votes | 8/4/2000 8:35:15 AM |
| 22. | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB | 19 votes | 3/21/2001 4:09:25 PM |
| 23. | Hey, the Comic book guy just stole one of your gold bars. Look he's try... | 19 votes | 10/8/2001 11:59:59 AM |
| 24. | When artists realize how useless you are and
they start to make CDs on ... | 18 votes | 8/1/2000 10:54:12 PM |
| 25. | Why are you mean to me? | 17 votes | 8/14/2000 1:08:32 AM |
| 26. | Is yiffing good or Evil? | 17 votes | 8/17/2000 6:14:52 AM |
| 27. | Just Nuke that mother-fucker and get it over with... | 17 votes | 10/11/2001 4:06:04 PM |
| 28. | I miss you. Where are you baby? | 17 votes | 3/3/2003 7:14:19 AM |
| 29. | *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* | 16 votes | 11/27/2000 5:22:35 PM |
| 30. | Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily... | 16 votes | 3/10/2001 6:51:22 PM |
| 31. | What's the best way to get a girlfriend? | 16 votes | 3/11/2003 10:27:07 AM |
| 32. | What are your thoughts on Phantom of the Opera? | 15 votes | 8/3/2000 6:23:38 PM |
| 33. | When teachers would do roll call on the first day of class and they got ... | 15 votes | 8/5/2000 6:05:59 PM |
| 34. | Can big girls be sexy? | 15 votes | 9/11/2000 7:40:29 PM |
| 35. | Ftse >>> -115.3
Dow >>> -192.4
Nasdaq >> -53.4
Hong Kong >>>> 280.12
... | 15 votes | 9/7/2001 8:51:47 AM |
| 36. | Anybody know where I can find a good rave? | 14 votes | 7/30/2000 11:39:12 PM |
| 37. | THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT | 14 votes | 8/2/2000 2:54:03 PM |
| 38. | Do these pants make me look fat? | 14 votes | 8/15/2000 11:21:17 PM |
| 39. | When you address the nation, will you fill time with as many retread one... | 14 votes | 11/8/2000 6:21:34 PM |
| 40. | What is your favorite way to masturbate? | 14 votes | 4/11/2001 11:13:00 PM |
| 41. | Andrew J. Chinnici, why do you spend so much time at Hooters?
| 14 votes | 7/26/2001 4:06:49 AM |
| 42. | A GOOFY MOVIE | 13 votes | 8/2/2000 7:29:20 AM |
| 43. | Oooh ooooooh oooooooh! Can you get Mark McGwire's autograph for me? | 13 votes | 8/7/2000 4:06:00 AM |
| 44. | Hi! I was wondering if you'd take me to the Prom, and if not, is Jay ava... | 13 votes | 8/14/2000 8:18:44 PM |
| 45. | Okay, there is this Goddess who I will be visiting in less than two week... | 13 votes | 8/26/2000 1:55:04 AM |
| 46. | Why on earth would a group called "Focus"
release a song called "Hocus ... | 13 votes | 10/1/2000 12:48:45 PM |
| 47. | YOu must have had a hard choice this election, what with having to choos... | 13 votes | 11/9/2000 1:31:51 PM |
| 48. | Why do you think pathetic losers need to change their nicks when they go... | 13 votes | 2/14/2001 4:01:12 PM |
| 49. | A question for all the SOMAD's: if they could get a single super power w... | 13 votes | 7/27/2001 8:26:16 AM |
| 50. | Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk, if you spent as much time doing homework as ... | 13 votes | 10/5/2001 7:34:12 AM |
| 51. | Oh Masterful Yet Youthful AI Programmer, whom I am not surely not worthy... | 12 votes | 8/3/2000 11:37:21 AM |
| 52. | Dude, you're a guy?! I always thought you were a chick. | 12 votes | 8/4/2000 2:03:44 AM |
| 53. | Tell me the truth. You love me, don't you. | 12 votes | 10/6/2000 5:57:11 PM |
| 54. | Foo! ...What does foo mean, anyway? | 12 votes | 10/13/2000 12:05:06 AM |
| 55. | Don't you feel silly declaring George Bush the winner (see description o... | 12 votes | 11/9/2000 1:29:03 PM |
| 56. | Is masturbation really a sin, or simply a societal no-no? Did you ever ... | 12 votes | 7/21/2001 2:39:38 PM |
| 57. | 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, What comes next? | 12 votes | 7/31/2001 12:54:25 PM |
| 58. | Should I have sex with your fiance? | 12 votes | 10/23/2001 7:58:03 PM |
| 59. | Who the heck are you? Whooooo are yooou? Who, who? Who, whoooo? | 12 votes | 1/16/2002 7:43:41 PM |
| 60. | Yig ped | 11 votes | 8/2/2000 10:57:47 PM |
| 61. | Are you really full of turtle-meat? | 11 votes | 8/2/2000 11:25:18 PM |
| 62. | Complete this sentence or phrase in your own unique way: "My anaconda do... | 11 votes | 8/3/2000 4:31:36 PM |
| 63. | WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?? | 11 votes | 8/7/2000 1:36:36 AM |
| 64. | Are you the one that sang "I Feel Good"? Or was that another godfather?... | 11 votes | 8/7/2000 12:59:02 PM |
| 65. | What's the best way to fight jetlag? | 11 votes | 8/8/2000 12:04:48 AM |
| 66. | What's the best way to get rid of a bomb? | 11 votes | 11/15/2000 12:41:26 AM |
| 67. | So you don't like leather pants? I wonder what the rest of the SOMADs t... | 11 votes | 1/28/2001 8:08:04 PM |
| 68. | Why does Andrew J. Chinnici bother with college when all he really wants... | 11 votes | 6/5/2001 4:56:25 AM |
| 69. | Why does God give blank replies to questions? Surely he, of all people, ... | 11 votes | 5/18/2004 9:46:26 PM |
| 70. | Look! Behind you! What is that?! | 10 votes | 8/17/2000 6:29:31 PM |
| 71. | Did you ever eat paint chips as a child? Were you ever dropped on the h... | 10 votes | 10/8/2000 4:26:49 PM |
| 72. | Wow, a new three-year contract worth $29.5 million. Forget Andrew and h... | 10 votes | 10/26/2000 4:25:14 PM |
| 73. | Look! It's Chris Pronger in a hot tub! | 10 votes | 3/5/2001 8:15:12 PM |
| 74. | Why do you have big breasts in some pictures? | 10 votes | 3/6/2001 12:15:44 PM |
| 75. | Should I fuck my girlfriend after 1 month? | 10 votes | 4/12/2001 3:08:46 PM |
| 76. | Should I have sex with my fiance? | 10 votes | 9/4/2001 9:07:08 PM |
| 77. | "Nobody fits it in better than Kurt Warner." - Frank Gifford, Rams v. L... | 10 votes | 10/13/2001 7:49:18 PM |
| 78. | Who the fuck is Error? AND WHY IS HE READING MY DRIVE C? | 10 votes | 12/14/2001 4:12:55 PM |
| 79. | Oh where, oh where has bin Laden gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
W... | 10 votes | 1/5/2002 11:57:15 AM |
| 80. | What happens when you guys answer the 1,000th question? Does the Matrix ... | 10 votes | 6/26/2005 9:42:37 PM |
