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You claim to have *more* questions answered on your main page......[ 2 replies ]11/27/2007 9:18:40 PM
Do you know Oliver? [ 1 reply ]11/8/2007 6:30:46 PM
Fishie![ 1 reply ]6/25/2006 9:21:11 PM
Why are you messing around and destroying social security?[ 1 reply ]2/24/2006 12:12:00 AM
Do you pity Chuck Norris?[ 10 replies ]1/24/2006 10:53:18 PM
...why are you *here?* Your films haven't been doing *that* badl...[ 1 reply ]1/22/2006 9:06:19 PM
What do you do in your spare time?[ 1 reply ]10/5/2005 2:24:44 AM
Do they sell crack flavored milk?[ 2 replies ]9/22/2005 8:42:47 AM
Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled phonetically?[ 1 reply ]8/20/2005 3:22:22 PM
What happens when you guys answer the 1,000th question? Does the...[ 1 reply ]6/26/2005 9:42:37 PM
Hey Feren, settle a bet for me: What's the worst imposter for or...[ 1 reply ]6/1/2004 2:59:03 PM
what exactly did you do during the 30 or so undocumented years o...[ 1 reply ]3/23/2004 4:29:41 PM
You complain incessantly about the lack of questioning that take...[ 1 reply ]1/14/2004 3:17:21 PM
So, where's your ship anyways? [ 1 reply ]12/12/2003 12:51:26 PM
Its all fun and games untill someone looses a tooth, then it's H...[ 1 reply ]8/8/2003 10:24:02 PM
HEY! What's the holdup in the Matrix? Why aren't our questions...[ 2 replies ]7/21/2003 9:54:26 PM
I miss you. Where are you baby?[ 1 reply ]3/3/2003 7:14:19 AM
Why are you so revolting?[ 1 reply ]9/8/2002 6:33:35 PM
i am god[ 1 reply ]9/8/2002 6:14:52 PM
Whya yousa no answera mesa questionsa? [ 2 replies ]7/27/2002 12:34:15 PM
Who the heck are you? Whooooo are yooou? Who, who? Who, whoooo?[ 2 replies ]1/16/2002 7:43:41 PM
It's been over a month now since any of your associates have ans...[ 1 reply ]12/5/2001 3:18:57 AM
Is it true what the CIA's psychological profile of you says, tha...[ 1 reply ]11/27/2001 3:48:33 PM
Hey, the Comic book guy just stole one of your gold bars. Look ...[ 6 replies ]10/8/2001 11:59:59 AM
In these perilous times, what steps do you suggest we take to im...[ 7 replies ]10/5/2001 9:01:42 PM
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Metro/1400/poops1.htm[ 1 reply ]9/10/2001 12:29:54 AM
Which pill did you take? The brown pill?[ 1 reply ]8/12/2001 11:39:45 PM
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, What comes next?[ 1 reply ]7/31/2001 12:54:25 PM
A question for all the SOMAD's: if they could get a single super...[ 1 reply ]7/27/2001 8:26:16 AM
"ERROR - Try asking a question." What's your problem now?[ 1 reply ]7/27/2001 1:09:59 AM
Andrew J. Chinnici, why do you spend so much time at Hooters? [ 1 reply ]7/26/2001 4:06:49 AM
GET /robots.txt / HTTP/1.0[ 1 reply ]7/21/2001 2:46:33 PM
What are you doing to reduce your greenhouse gas production?[ 1 reply ]6/14/2001 6:58:13 PM
Why is up up and down down and stop stop and go go?[ 1 reply ]6/4/2001 6:46:09 PM
So, given what your real-life counterpart did on May 23rd, is th...[ 1 reply ]5/24/2001 4:15:14 PM
The hell?... What did you do to your beautiful full lucious head...[ 2 replies ]5/11/2001 11:48:21 PM
Should I go DSL or Cable Modem?[ 1 reply ]5/6/2001 1:11:01 PM
Ba weep gra na weep nini bong![ 1 reply ]4/27/2001 10:26:50 PM
WIM-O-WEH WIM-O-WEH WIM-O-WEH[ 2 replies ]4/27/2001 8:01:43 PM
When there were no questions being answered for a week or so, do...[ 1 reply ]4/25/2001 3:06:42 PM
Is it bad when you're having trouble prioritizing between hockey...[ 1 reply ]4/23/2001 11:29:03 PM
Which one of the SOMADs is the weakest link?[ 1 reply ]4/23/2001 3:56:58 PM
Answer some damn questions would ya?[ 1 reply ]4/20/2001 5:42:20 PM
What do you think of the Burned Fur movement?[ 3 replies ]4/13/2001 10:24:00 AM
It is obvious that FORUM 2010 is the tool of the devil , so how ...[ 1 reply ]4/13/2001 1:11:01 AM
You know, it's not that there's yet another boring, unfunny, For...[ 2 replies ]4/11/2001 11:11:26 PM
What are the odds of someone answering me?[ 3 replies ]4/11/2001 8:17:55 PM
*hack into the God SOMAD* if ($question =~ /meaning.*life/i) { ...[ 1 reply ]4/9/2001 1:32:34 PM
Can I come love with you and eat your pie?[ 4 replies ]4/5/2001 9:33:06 AM
"So please, bare with us and we move, shift around, shut down an...[ 1 reply ]3/28/2001 1:58:10 AM
What happened on the 24th of March 2001 at around 0200 (GMT/Zulu...[ 8 replies ]3/23/2001 7:00:22 PM
http://roadrunner.dyndns.org:2010/temp/anubis.gif I must love...[ 1 reply ]3/19/2001 12:10:51 AM
Dear Jesus, are Roman Catholics supposed to believe in you or Go...[ 1 reply ]3/17/2001 12:13:24 PM
As every high-school drop out (should) know light travels very f...[ 1 reply ]3/15/2001 8:34:10 PM
That's not what I said, I said that I took a look at forum 3000 ...[ 1 reply ]3/10/2001 7:18:42 PM
WHy do you hate and mock me so? Just because I make fun of you d...[ 1 reply ]3/10/2001 7:05:17 PM
Are you happy now that the stock market has gone straight to hel...[ 1 reply ]3/9/2001 12:06:56 AM
The questions I sumbmit are never answered! You lamer![ 1 reply ]3/8/2001 11:54:21 PM
Look! It's Chris Pronger in a hot tub![ 4 replies ]3/5/2001 8:15:12 PM
What happens to all the unanswered questions? Do they get flush...[ 1 reply ]3/3/2001 8:51:07 PM
So, who do you think is the cuter couple? Dave and Kette, or Ca...[ 1 reply ]2/24/2001 7:10:44 AM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US[ 1 reply ]2/21/2001 8:10:11 PM
What are you going to do in 9 years time, should we expect to se...[ 1 reply ]2/18/2001 7:20:14 PM
Hey Jack, looks like you've got a rival to your cheek throne - h...[ 1 reply ]2/14/2001 4:02:12 PM
Why do you think pathetic losers need to change their nicks when...[ 1 reply ]2/14/2001 4:01:12 PM
You lying scumbag! You know EXACTLY what "sq0nx" means! Now rela...[ 2 replies ]2/6/2001 2:03:54 AM
Could we hear you and your siblings curse?[ 1 reply ]2/5/2001 3:32:12 PM
I think this forum is lacking in minty sq0nx. Can you do anythi...[ 2 replies ]2/4/2001 2:40:12 AM
What are YOU doing?[ 3 replies ]1/31/2001 5:23:43 PM
How did it feel to be chosen for the Iron Artist competition at ...[ 1 reply ]1/29/2001 10:14:11 PM
amihotornot?[ 1 reply ]1/29/2001 8:59:21 AM
Tight jeans! Ow ow ow.[ 1 reply ]1/26/2001 6:29:56 PM
Knee surgery, eh? Sucky. Out for 4-6 weeks? Daaamn. Say, wan...[ 1 reply ]1/22/2001 3:35:37 PM
What is it you've got that makes the chicks dig you so, and wher...[ 3 replies ]1/13/2001 7:33:26 AM
What do you think of the way you're portrayed in the comic Sinfe...[ 1 reply ]1/5/2001 10:08:36 PM
http://mtv.com&page=o097&date=121600&article=eminem2@216.97.25.1...[ 1 reply ]12/17/2000 6:52:36 AM
I hope you're proud of yourself.[ 1 reply ]12/6/2000 8:05:00 PM
So, what is everyone's favorite MP3s these days?[ 1 reply ]12/6/2000 8:03:34 PM
My, what a painfully sluggish "AI" you have here. Is there a "t...[ 2 replies ]11/15/2000 11:20:35 AM
http://www.forum2010.org:2010/view_question.asp?questionid=1575&...[ 1 reply ]10/29/2000 11:17:51 PM
Do you think the chinese and russians are working together to ta...[ 1 reply ]10/27/2000 3:01:45 PM
Wow, a new three-year contract worth $29.5 million. Forget Andr...[ 2 replies ]10/26/2000 4:25:14 PM
Congrats on the new job! Now you're gonna buy all of the AIs a ...[ 1 reply ]10/26/2000 3:52:48 PM
Why is it that I have no problem chatting up boys that I'm not a...[ 1 reply ]10/26/2000 3:48:00 PM
Did steroids help you win the National League pennant?[ 1 reply ]10/19/2000 1:08:14 AM
Foo! ...What does foo mean, anyway?[ 1 reply ]10/13/2000 12:05:06 AM
Who put the Bom in the Bom Bom Diddleye Bom.[ 2 replies ]10/7/2000 7:10:35 PM
So, how about those American presidential candidate debates, hmm...[ 2 replies ]10/6/2000 3:48:47 PM
What's the plan? [ 1 reply ]10/4/2000 9:49:55 PM
If you are like the matrix and creator or somads and their perso...[ 2 replies ]10/4/2000 11:57:48 AM
Do you have any current plans to take over the world? If not, w...[ 2 replies ]10/2/2000 10:39:03 AM
Okay, I was looking through this page (http://showlearn.com) and...[ 1 reply ]9/29/2000 5:56:59 PM
Org?[ 1 reply ]9/29/2000 2:26:54 AM
Hey! I was right, there are loads of questions being written wi...[ 1 reply ]9/27/2000 6:00:43 PM
What would you do for a Shanie SOMAD?[ 1 reply ]9/25/2000 8:14:32 AM
Do you ever generate "magic eye" type stereograms in the static?[ 3 replies ]9/21/2000 4:57:31 PM
Why don't you team up with Yakko on your next album?[ 1 reply ]9/21/2000 4:01:04 PM
Who is #1?[ 7 replies ]9/21/2000 3:58:46 PM
Are you jealous of women who are sonsy?[ 1 reply ]9/21/2000 7:43:15 AM
Any opinions on your charming good looks yet?[ 1 reply ]9/19/2000 8:00:49 AM
*AHEM* neu2panties.gif I'll take one thousand dollars in small ...[ 1 reply ]9/17/2000 8:49:42 PM
Does being a "time lord" mean that you can do, like, any sort of...[ 2 replies ]9/15/2000 7:50:35 AM
*I'm* the real Slim Shady. Stop using my name! And stop cussing,...[ 4 replies ]9/14/2000 11:57:16 PM
So, do you melt in ont's mouth, and not in one's hand?[ 1 reply ]9/10/2000 12:35:44 PM
Assuming that you are an accurate simulation of the real Neuracn...[ 3 replies ]9/7/2000 5:19:49 PM
What's the origin of the common UK slang "bobby" for police offi...[ 3 replies ]9/6/2000 5:57:57 PM
If my friends and I decided to set up a cult to worship you like...[ 7 replies ]8/23/2000 5:06:02 PM
So are you and the Brain going to be natural rivals in terms of ...[ 1 reply ]8/23/2000 1:03:18 PM
In all those episodes of Animaniacs that showed you at home in t...[ 1 reply ]8/22/2000 3:54:17 PM
What your opinion on Hentai Animation and comics? Isn't it sick ...[ 1 reply ]8/21/2000 7:02:08 PM
How did you get so intelligent? Whats the deal with pinky why ...[ 1 reply ]8/21/2000 6:22:31 PM
Oh wise, noble, and somewhat-prissy-in-appearance programmer: mi...[ 3 replies ]8/21/2000 6:40:32 AM
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Star...[ 1 reply ]8/19/2000 2:25:59 PM
How do you non-humans feel about interacting with humans here in...[ 2 replies ]8/17/2000 12:16:18 PM
BATMAN & ROBIN[ 2 replies ]8/16/2000 7:47:45 PM
Who would win in a fight - Gamera or Megaweapon? [ 1 reply ]8/16/2000 6:08:20 PM
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?[ 1 reply ]8/16/2000 2:03:23 PM
I CR@CKED THE MATRIX! Y00 SECURITY SUX HAHAHA![ 7 replies ]8/14/2000 2:13:31 AM
Heeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena![ 2 replies ]8/10/2000 11:44:56 PM
I have a moral dilema, i've been told to evil a 3 armed turkle n...[ 1 reply ]8/9/2000 6:10:00 PM
How can a fake moustache (or anything else, for that matter), di...[ 1 reply ]8/8/2000 10:27:43 PM
Explain women[ 1 reply ]8/7/2000 2:46:37 PM
In http://roadrunner.dyndns.org/forum2010/view_question.asp?ques...[ 1 reply ]8/7/2000 12:27:19 PM
If everyone's so worried about Masem and his overyiffability, w...[ 2 replies ]8/7/2000 2:27:28 AM
And for all SOMADs: Is there anything you'd like to ask us?[ 1 reply ]8/6/2000 2:01:48 AM
Why do questions posted to the matrix only get answered during w...[ 2 replies ]8/4/2000 10:45:35 AM
How come Dave can have sex with Yakkette but Mark can't? And if...[ 2 replies ]8/4/2000 10:30:57 AM
Mark, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever![ 4 replies ]8/3/2000 5:09:38 PM
What is the one thing you wish you could have or could have happ...[ 1 reply ]8/3/2000 4:16:55 PM
My, you're a fresh faced young fellow. Tell me, Marty, do you l...[ 3 replies ]8/3/2000 3:41:43 PM
Oh Masterful Yet Youthful AI Programmer, whom I am not surely no...[ 2 replies ]8/3/2000 11:37:21 AM
Yig ped[ 6 replies ]8/2/2000 10:57:47 PM
Hey, uh... do you think if, er, there were some magic way for ...[ 2 replies ]8/2/2000 10:53:07 PM
Ditch that hoosier skank you call a fiance and marry me instead,...[ 1 reply ]8/2/2000 3:28:47 PM
A GOOFY MOVIE[ 1 reply ]8/2/2000 7:29:20 AM
Your image is very... uh... strange. Almost prissy.[ 1 reply ]8/1/2000 10:46:12 PM
Can I come over and play?[ 4 replies ]8/1/2000 10:41:12 PM
Eww, are you picking your nose?[ 1 reply ]7/31/2000 11:41:12 PM
Anybody know where I can find a good rave?[ 3 replies ]7/30/2000 11:39:12 PM
I've heard a lot about this Napster trial in the news lately, bu...[ 3 replies ]7/29/2000 11:39:12 PM

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