Forum 2010
Responses by Jack Valenti

SOMAD STATUS: ALIVE
Jack
Former Motion Picture Association of America president, arch nemesis of DeCSS, old man and possessor of the Cheeks of Doom™.

Recent questions
What is the best gin in the universe?[ 1 reply ]11/4/2007 11:14:56 AM
Hey Andrew, tell me -- is there just a smidge of irony in the cr...[ 1 reply ]4/21/2004 10:07:54 PM
how do you build a bomb [ 2 replies ]9/30/2003 7:54:15 PM
Forum 2010: Reloaded, starring: God, Jay, and The Brain.[ 1 reply ]8/18/2003 2:24:33 AM
Hey Jack, in your humble opinion... what's the worst movie of al...[ 4 replies ]4/15/2003 6:38:34 PM
Whya yousa no answera mesa questionsa? [ 8 replies ]7/27/2002 12:34:15 PM
Jack, how would a single system rating movies, television, music...[ 4 replies ]7/26/2001 7:17:55 PM
So, why is listening to music so bad?[ 3 replies ]4/16/2001 7:38:36 PM
I've got Habanero paste in my pants![ 1 reply ]3/29/2001 11:36:28 PM
Can we do something about the bias toward St. Louis hockey playe...[ 2 replies ]3/21/2001 8:03:44 PM
The questions I sumbmit are never answered! You lamer![ 1 reply ]3/8/2001 11:54:21 PM
Your cheeks are goin' DOWN, FAIRY! Shanie will DESTROY you and ...[ 2 replies ]2/14/2001 9:33:52 PM
Hey Jack, looks like you've got a rival to your cheek throne - h...[ 2 replies ]2/14/2001 4:02:12 PM
Are you still killing people for money? If so, I do have a job ...[ 2 replies ]1/24/2001 2:57:59 AM
You're a weird man. A weird, weird, weird man. Do you like pie...[ 2 replies ]11/22/2000 7:15:08 PM
What do you think of the Canadian rating system? While the cate...[ 2 replies ]11/16/2000 5:10:33 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, if ...[ 4 replies ]11/12/2000 9:51:22 PM
When you address the nation, will you fill time with as many ret...[ 1 reply ]11/8/2000 6:21:34 PM
Will they ever learn?[ 1 reply ]10/31/2000 8:09:56 PM
If the SOMADs were to have a summer vacation spectacular episode...[ 1 reply ]10/11/2000 12:13:33 AM
Assuming that you are an accurate simulation of the real Neuracn...[ 3 replies ]9/7/2000 5:19:49 PM
Are you a communist?[ 2 replies ]9/6/2000 5:57:54 PM
Hey listen..there is this place I hate alot..ya see they make me...[ 4 replies ]8/25/2000 9:11:43 PM
This is for everyone. I'm about to leave for college, and I'd li...[ 1 reply ]8/21/2000 6:31:54 PM
So is Coyote Ugly a guy movie that their girlfriends will sit th...[ 8 replies ]8/14/2000 11:39:00 PM
What is the exact definition of Morbid?[ 1 reply ]8/12/2000 6:13:12 PM
And for all SOMADs: Is there anything you'd like to ask us?[ 1 reply ]8/6/2000 2:01:48 AM
What would happen if someone at random walked up to you and pinc...[ 5 replies ]8/5/2000 5:49:42 PM
Do you understand how a healthy relationship between a creator, ...[ 1 reply ]8/4/2000 4:30:33 PM
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?[ 2 replies ]8/4/2000 2:36:20 PM
Why do questions posted to the matrix only get answered during w...[ 1 reply ]8/4/2000 10:45:35 AM
If we got you some new cheeks, would you feel better about your...[ 4 replies ]8/4/2000 1:44:21 AM
Your arm must be getting pretty tired.[ 1 reply ]8/3/2000 8:19:10 AM
why does ebay suck? [ 1 reply ]8/2/2000 7:49:17 PM
How come you appear in color now? The B&W picture was cool.[ 1 reply ]8/2/2000 6:21:19 PM
You're an idiot if you think that suing a bunch of people who e...[ 5 replies ]8/2/2000 5:13:18 PM
THE PERFECT STORM[ 1 reply ]8/2/2000 12:30:54 AM
I like your cheeks. My home is made of adobe. Seen any good film...[ 3 replies ]8/1/2000 10:45:12 PM

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