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| If the Ninja Turtles fought the X-Men, would anybody care? | [ 1 reply ] | 1/9/2005 3:02:29 AM |
| what are my chances of getting laid ? | [ 2 replies ] | 11/28/2004 8:30:03 AM |
| One night when Andrew's drunk, why don't you just go download Re... | [ 1 reply ] | 10/13/2003 8:44:18 PM |
| Hey Lari,
What's married life like? | [ 1 reply ] | 8/3/2003 4:57:46 PM |
| I miss you. Where are you baby? | [ 5 replies ] | 3/3/2003 7:14:19 AM |
| Why are you so revolting? | [ 1 reply ] | 9/8/2002 6:33:35 PM |
| So. Tell me about Jersey Girl? | [ 2 replies ] | 3/28/2002 9:46:47 PM |
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| Your last movie sucked ass, and I'm a pretty big fan of yours. ... | [ 3 replies ] | 11/27/2001 3:48:34 PM |
| In these perilous times, what steps do you suggest we take to im... | [ 2 replies ] | 10/5/2001 9:01:42 PM |
| The forum3000 is crashed to a halt right after you became unempl... | [ 2 replies ] | 9/27/2001 2:58:16 PM |
| With US-China relations at an all-time low, President G. W. Bush... | [ 2 replies ] | 5/2/2001 10:17:04 PM |
| Youre the devil ? Aren't you to suppose to be
handsome and wear... | [ 1 reply ] | 4/26/2001 7:51:30 PM |
| Is it bad when you're having trouble prioritizing between hockey... | [ 1 reply ] | 4/23/2001 11:29:03 PM |
| Dude, what are you *up* to? | [ 1 reply ] | 4/20/2001 9:52:59 AM |
| So what do you look for in a woman? | [ 1 reply ] | 4/19/2001 12:59:57 PM |
| What's up? | [ 2 replies ] | 4/11/2001 7:54:06 PM |
| You are my hero. | [ 1 reply ] | 4/8/2001 1:47:24 AM |
| I just wanted to let you know that after visiting Forum 3000, I ... | [ 1 reply ] | 3/8/2001 8:56:56 PM |
| You haven't said much lately. | [ 3 replies ] | 3/8/2001 3:58:42 PM |
| So say I'm gonna check out your and Silent Bob's secret stash la... | [ 1 reply ] | 1/9/2001 12:59:03 PM |
| I hope you're proud of yourself. | [ 3 replies ] | 12/6/2000 8:05:00 PM |
| Dude, are you silent *all* the time? Like, even... *then*? You k... | [ 1 reply ] | 11/16/2000 10:54:49 PM |
| When you address the nation, will you fill time with as many ret... | [ 1 reply ] | 11/8/2000 6:21:34 PM |
| Hey, you're really cute, but I have two issues with you: your la... | [ 1 reply ] | 10/26/2000 3:52:02 PM |
| E. | [ 2 replies ] | 10/20/2000 5:47:23 PM |
| If the SOMADs were to have a summer vacation spectacular episode... | [ 1 reply ] | 10/11/2000 12:13:33 AM |
| Please put the smack down on these whiney bitches complaining ab... | [ 1 reply ] | 10/6/2000 7:41:13 AM |
| Silent Bob, I need help. My dog ran away, I failed a psych test... | [ 2 replies ] | 10/2/2000 11:43:11 AM |
| Dude, I've got this Olympic friend who's looking for some help, ... | [ 2 replies ] | 9/28/2000 11:33:31 PM |
| How come you're silent? Did a great big ski pole go down your t... | [ 2 replies ] | 9/24/2000 8:41:00 PM |
| Where can I find a duck and a hose at this hour??? | [ 3 replies ] | 9/14/2000 11:09:37 PM |
| Geeks with brightly colored hair: thumbs up or thumbs down? | [ 1 reply ] | 9/7/2000 8:42:06 AM |
| Excuse me... are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing? | [ 1 reply ] | 8/28/2000 8:57:57 AM |
| Can you hook me up with a good date-rape drug? | [ 1 reply ] | 8/26/2000 7:53:02 AM |
| See...didn't I tell ya if ya ate da cannoli
too fast it would s... | [ 2 replies ] | 8/25/2000 3:43:06 PM |
| How did I get so lucky to have you as my son? | [ 1 reply ] | 8/22/2000 10:13:20 AM |
| They wouldn't give Sinbad another show... would they? | [ 2 replies ] | 8/20/2000 7:35:59 AM |
| Drugs are bad, mmmkay? | [ 1 reply ] | 8/18/2000 6:21:53 PM |
| Yo man... what you got? | [ 2 replies ] | 8/16/2000 6:28:35 PM |
| I'm curious as to which of the SOMADs are virgins and which aren... | [ 1 reply ] | 8/15/2000 8:26:53 PM |
| Hi! I was wondering if you'd take me to the Prom, and if not, is... | [ 1 reply ] | 8/14/2000 8:18:44 PM |
| I recently watched a documentary of your exploits, and for some ... | [ 2 replies ] | 8/13/2000 6:55:14 PM |
| NEVERENDING STORY | [ 1 reply ] | 8/10/2000 2:06:22 PM |
| Much like "Taper's Bitey Breasts", will we soon have a "Tom Gree... | [ 1 reply ] | 8/8/2000 3:24:47 PM |
| And for all SOMADs: Is there anything you'd like to ask us? | [ 2 replies ] | 8/6/2000 2:01:48 AM |
| You're suddenly on Forum 2000, too. What's up with that? | [ 1 reply ] | 8/5/2000 7:16:00 AM |
| Are you SURE you're not Silent Bob? | [ 2 replies ] | 8/3/2000 3:22:21 PM |
| What is the meaning of life? | [ 4 replies ] | 8/3/2000 11:33:46 AM |
| My wife wants me to throw my gun away because it nearly
shot an... | [ 1 reply ] | 8/3/2000 1:08:32 AM |
| THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT | [ 5 replies ] | 8/2/2000 2:54:03 PM |
