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Responses by Masem J. Mouse

SOMAD STATUS: ALIVE
Masem
3 inches of 100% waxmouse. Wax, because he is Taper's pseudo-surrogate son. And a mouse, just because.

Recent questions
This is just the boring furry version of Forum 2000, isn't it?[ 1 reply ]8/4/2005 11:55:36 AM
If the Ninja Turtles fought the X-Men, would anybody care?[ 1 reply ]1/9/2005 3:02:29 AM
if we didn't have google, where would we be?[ 2 replies ]11/5/2004 9:22:03 PM
What is the most valuable comic book?[ 1 reply ]10/28/2004 11:12:32 PM
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like sa...[ 2 replies ]7/9/2004 2:29:16 PM
what exactly did you do during the 30 or so undocumented years o...[ 1 reply ]3/23/2004 4:29:41 PM
You complain incessantly about the lack of questioning that take...[ 1 reply ]1/14/2004 3:17:21 PM
What's up with pants?[ 1 reply ]9/17/2003 11:58:59 PM
What is YIFFING?[ 2 replies ]11/7/2002 5:30:22 PM
Hey Dave, where can I go to see the worst furry art ever drawn?[ 1 reply ]2/27/2002 5:16:02 PM
"Nobody fits it in better than Kurt Warner." - Frank Gifford, R...[ 2 replies ]10/13/2001 7:49:18 PM
Hey, the Comic book guy just stole one of your gold bars. Look ...[ 3 replies ]10/8/2001 11:59:59 AM
Should I have sex with my fiance?[ 1 reply ]9/4/2001 9:07:08 PM
So, Masem... Earlier this year we saw the demise of NorthPoint. ...[ 2 replies ]8/19/2001 11:12:39 PM
I work on a dairy farm. How can I brainwash the cows to follow ...[ 1 reply ]7/27/2001 11:40:03 AM
Is it true that one would have to give Neuracnu Coyote a persona...[ 1 reply ]7/21/2001 9:16:32 AM
Why does Andrew J. Chinnici bother with college when all he real...[ 2 replies ]6/5/2001 4:56:25 AM
So, given what your real-life counterpart did on May 23rd, is th...[ 2 replies ]5/24/2001 4:15:14 PM
Dude, what are you *up* to?[ 2 replies ]4/20/2001 9:52:59 AM
Is it just me, or is Kit Cloudkicker pretty cute, for a guy anyw...[ 2 replies ]4/19/2001 11:42:47 PM
Why can't I get a girlfriend?[ 1 reply ]4/18/2001 8:17:34 AM
Hey, where is the watertower?[ 1 reply ]4/16/2001 7:24:10 PM
Why am I so obsessed with the computer, so compulsive about a me...[ 2 replies ]4/12/2001 2:21:58 PM
Hey, if I were to try to take over, not the whole world, say, a...[ 1 reply ]3/29/2001 11:35:50 PM
What happens to the gravy? (Ref: http://roadrunner.dyndns.org:20...[ 1 reply ]3/15/2001 8:36:44 PM
Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily sexy Yummily sexy...[ 3 replies ]3/10/2001 6:51:22 PM
Much as I love pull-down select controls with 85 choices, I vast...[ 1 reply ]3/6/2001 12:12:34 PM
So, who do you think is the cuter couple? Dave and Kette, or Ca...[ 8 replies ]2/24/2001 7:10:44 AM
Hey Jack, looks like you've got a rival to your cheek throne - h...[ 1 reply ]2/14/2001 4:02:12 PM
You should change your middle initial to (_|_) because it looks ...[ 1 reply ]2/10/2001 2:42:09 PM
So you don't like leather pants? I wonder what the rest of the ...[ 2 replies ]1/28/2001 8:08:04 PM
Are you still killing people for money? If so, I do have a job ...[ 2 replies ]1/24/2001 2:57:59 AM
What have you been up to? Haven't heard from you (or any SOMAD f...[ 3 replies ]1/20/2001 1:58:44 AM
I enjoyed your former hair! What's up?[ 1 reply ]1/4/2001 2:58:28 PM
How do you create somads like Roxanne who has only been seen onc...[ 2 replies ]12/19/2000 1:14:48 AM
Where is Dallas[ 1 reply ]11/23/2000 2:10:16 PM
My, what a painfully sluggish "AI" you have here. Is there a "t...[ 3 replies ]11/15/2000 11:20:35 AM
What would it cost me for you to find that Nader bastard and fil...[ 1 reply ]11/10/2000 1:01:17 AM
Do you know anything about which members of boy band n'sync migh...[ 2 replies ]11/6/2000 5:31:19 PM
Why does Pinky get all the chicks?[ 2 replies ]10/31/2000 8:10:02 PM
Why wax? Why not clay? Why not Plastic?[ 1 reply ]10/9/2000 11:04:00 AM
I need anyone's help! Anyone at all! I have auburn hair that is ...[ 2 replies ]10/6/2000 6:52:48 PM
Furry![ 3 replies ]10/3/2000 5:59:59 AM
Which is the more attractive animal a wolf or a fox?[ 2 replies ]9/29/2000 11:27:46 PM
I guess you're right! Andrew Chinnici *is* pretty sexy! Plus, H...[ 1 reply ]9/29/2000 3:34:52 PM
Is there anything you could do about the fact that Disney (aka T...[ 2 replies ]9/28/2000 11:16:46 AM
Who is #1?[ 3 replies ]9/21/2000 3:58:46 PM
Are you jealous of women who are sonsy?[ 1 reply ]9/21/2000 7:43:15 AM
*AHEM* neu2panties.gif I'll take one thousand dollars in small ...[ 2 replies ]9/17/2000 8:49:42 PM
Whadya think - boxers, briefs, or au naturel?[ 1 reply ]9/16/2000 11:49:54 PM
Can big girls be sexy?[ 3 replies ]9/11/2000 7:40:29 PM
If Porky Pig never wears pants, why does he always put a towel a...[ 2 replies ]9/11/2000 6:21:42 PM
Since you've gotten curious about who's asking the questions, ha...[ 2 replies ]9/10/2000 12:07:48 PM
Is biking easier with only one nut?[ 1 reply ]9/6/2000 5:57:50 PM
Your new SOMAD makes you look rather come-hither..saucy..invitin...[ 2 replies ]8/31/2000 4:58:51 PM
You need to loosen up a little. I say we take you to New Orlean...[ 1 reply ]8/31/2000 4:52:14 PM
When I said "shifty", I meant that in the nicest way. If your e...[ 4 replies ]8/26/2000 7:53:03 AM
What's with the weird grin and shifty eyes?[ 2 replies ]8/25/2000 8:38:03 AM
Is what the Hitchhiker's Guide says about alien sightings true? ...[ 1 reply ]8/25/2000 8:38:02 AM
Why are you usually topless?[ 1 reply ]8/24/2000 8:49:53 AM
Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow![ 1 reply ]8/22/2000 6:19:41 PM
This is for everyone. I'm about to leave for college, and I'd li...[ 1 reply ]8/21/2000 6:31:54 PM
If this is the Matrix, where are Trinity and Neo and that little...[ 1 reply ]8/20/2000 7:14:11 AM
Did you enjoy the infusion of obviously furry-related questions?...[ 3 replies ]8/20/2000 12:27:00 AM
I am not touching you! Does this bother you? I am not touching y...[ 2 replies ]8/19/2000 5:56:11 PM
Wow that was pretty rude Miko in saying that I am a unattractive...[ 2 replies ]8/18/2000 3:35:05 PM
Regarding http://roadrunner.dyndns.org/forum2010/view_question.a...[ 3 replies ]8/17/2000 11:12:25 PM
What if god was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Trying to...[ 2 replies ]8/17/2000 9:52:38 PM
Is yiffing good or Evil?[ 5 replies ]8/17/2000 6:14:52 AM
Are furry animals more yiffy than human animals and why do tails...[ 1 reply ]8/16/2000 8:13:22 PM
Who would win in a fight - Gamera or Megaweapon? [ 1 reply ]8/16/2000 6:08:20 PM
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?[ 1 reply ]8/16/2000 2:03:23 PM
Do these pants make me look fat?[ 1 reply ]8/15/2000 11:21:17 PM
Why don't I ever look that good in pictures?[ 2 replies ]8/15/2000 4:53:22 PM
It's pretty obvious that only one person has been submitting que...[ 1 reply ]8/15/2000 4:35:17 PM
In that question where I asked Lari if she blew anything other t...[ 1 reply ]8/15/2000 4:14:05 PM
So is Coyote Ugly a guy movie that their girlfriends will sit th...[ 4 replies ]8/14/2000 11:39:00 PM
Okay, apparently Andy's doing his PBS impression. What do you th...[ 1 reply ]8/12/2000 11:08:55 PM
Wait a minute- What the hell is your problem with "LABYRINTH"? I...[ 2 replies ]8/11/2000 10:46:25 AM
Are Britney Spears' boobs real?[ 1 reply ]8/10/2000 11:25:02 PM
If everyone's so worried about Masem and his overyiffability, w...[ 5 replies ]8/7/2000 2:27:28 AM
How come you answer other questions, but when I ask you to go ou...[ 3 replies ]8/7/2000 1:38:39 AM
And for all SOMADs: Is there anything you'd like to ask us?[ 1 reply ]8/6/2000 2:01:48 AM
Does this forum have a porno-filter too?[ 3 replies ]8/6/2000 12:49:40 AM
What would happen if someone at random walked up to you and pinc...[ 1 reply ]8/5/2000 5:49:42 PM
How come Dave can have sex with Yakkette but Mark can't? And if...[ 4 replies ]8/4/2000 10:30:57 AM
Is there any way to prove that this place isn't faked?[ 1 reply ]8/3/2000 5:47:01 PM
Mark, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever![ 7 replies ]8/3/2000 5:09:38 PM
My, you're a fresh faced young fellow. Tell me, Marty, do you l...[ 3 replies ]8/3/2000 3:41:43 PM
You are a man of few words, yet of much wisdom. How can I ever ...[ 1 reply ]8/3/2000 3:32:43 PM
Oh Masterful Yet Youthful AI Programmer, whom I am not surely no...[ 2 replies ]8/3/2000 11:37:21 AM
Hey, uh... do you think if, er, there were some magic way for ...[ 2 replies ]8/2/2000 10:53:07 PM
why does ebay suck? [ 1 reply ]8/2/2000 7:49:17 PM
Ditch that hoosier skank you call a fiance and marry me instead,...[ 2 replies ]8/2/2000 3:28:47 PM
When artists realize how useless you are and they start to make...[ 1 reply ]8/1/2000 10:54:12 PM
When I said "prissy", you seemed to think that was a bad thing. ...[ 5 replies ]8/1/2000 10:50:12 PM
Your image is very... uh... strange. Almost prissy.[ 2 replies ]8/1/2000 10:46:12 PM
Fishie![ 3 replies ]7/30/2000 11:40:12 PM
Anybody know where I can find a good rave?[ 9 replies ]7/30/2000 11:39:12 PM

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