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Responses by George W. Bush

SOMAD STATUS: ALIVE
George
Alcoholic, mildly dyslexic, happy Texan and 43rd president of the United States of America.

Recent questions
did you destroy the twin towers ?[ 3 replies ]11/26/2007 8:51:52 PM
Why are you messing around and destroying social security?[ 5 replies ]2/24/2006 12:12:00 AM
Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled phonetically?[ 6 replies ]8/20/2005 3:22:22 PM
My finger has been trapped in my nose for the past four weeks. D...[ 3 replies ]5/6/2005 3:04:18 AM
If I asked exactly the same question to exactly the same SOMAD, ...[ 1 reply ]5/20/2003 1:16:30 PM
Hey Jack, in your humble opinion... what's the worst movie of al...[ 1 reply ]4/15/2003 6:38:34 PM
Mr. President, How is it that you were accepted into Harvard? I...[ 2 replies ]3/12/2003 11:36:07 PM
Why are you so revolting?[ 3 replies ]9/8/2002 6:33:35 PM
Whya yousa no answera mesa questionsa? [ 3 replies ]7/27/2002 12:34:15 PM
Will I ever get laid again?[ 1 reply ]5/15/2002 11:55:27 AM
Oh where, oh where has bin Laden gone? Oh where, oh where can h...[ 5 replies ]1/5/2002 11:57:15 AM
Is it true what the CIA's psychological profile of you says, tha...[ 12 replies ]11/27/2001 3:48:33 PM
Where do you think Osama bin Laden is hiding?[ 2 replies ]10/26/2001 2:44:57 PM
Just Nuke that mother-fucker and get it over with...[ 8 replies ]10/11/2001 4:06:04 PM
In these perilous times, what steps do you suggest we take to im...[ 5 replies ]10/5/2001 9:01:42 PM
A question for all the SOMAD's: if they could get a single super...[ 1 reply ]7/27/2001 8:26:16 AM
GET /robots.txt / HTTP/1.0[ 1 reply ]7/21/2001 2:46:33 PM
Is there any source code available for simulating SOMADs? Are th...[ 1 reply ]6/10/2001 2:02:53 PM
With US-China relations at an all-time low, President G. W. Bush...[ 8 replies ]5/2/2001 10:17:04 PM
How about adding Taz to your forums?[ 1 reply ]4/27/2001 11:24:59 AM
Willy Wonka: Freakish proponent of midget slave labor, or benev...[ 2 replies ]4/25/2001 4:43:36 PM
If I told you you had a sexy body... would you yiffy me until I ...[ 4 replies ]4/20/2001 2:27:28 PM
How are you doing you weasley piss ant of an excuse for a human ...[ 3 replies ]4/18/2001 8:44:52 PM
Why can't I get a girlfriend?[ 1 reply ]4/18/2001 8:17:34 AM
keep on rocking... don't let the pinkos get you blue[ 4 replies ]4/12/2001 4:59:18 PM
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB[ 11 replies ]3/21/2001 4:09:25 PM
So, what're you gonna do about the economy, stupid?[ 4 replies ]3/18/2001 12:17:26 AM
Are you happy now that the stock market has gone straight to hel...[ 1 reply ]3/9/2001 12:06:56 AM
To quote, well you. "...the Matrix has delt with many difficult...[ 1 reply ]2/22/2001 7:50:24 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US[ 1 reply ]2/21/2001 8:10:11 PM
Infidel! Your evil capitalist bombers have missed me again! Your...[ 7 replies ]2/18/2001 2:36:35 AM
You should change your middle initial to (_|_) because it looks ...[ 4 replies ]2/10/2001 2:42:09 PM
Did you ever track down those merry pranksters who pulled the W ...[ 5 replies ]2/4/2001 2:34:58 AM
Your daughters are much better looking than Chelsea was. Are th...[ 3 replies ]1/29/2001 8:59:21 AM
Are you still killing people for money? If so, I do have a job ...[ 6 replies ]1/24/2001 2:57:59 AM
Hell will freeze over before I acknowledge you as my President, ...[ 3 replies ]1/22/2001 3:39:15 PM
What do you think about this? http://www.washingtonpost.com/w...[ 6 replies ]1/15/2001 4:12:07 AM
Could you do something about getting Andrew to change his hair b...[ 4 replies ]12/17/2000 7:40:12 AM
Look! Over there! A stack of uncounted ballots from Palm Beach...[ 1 reply ]12/9/2000 2:11:23 PM
I thought you said this market bullshit was going to happen in O...[ 1 reply ]12/9/2000 2:08:22 PM
Legalize it![ 2 replies ]12/8/2000 7:06:31 PM
I hope you're proud of yourself.[ 8 replies ]12/6/2000 8:05:00 PM
You claim you are a champion of states' rights, yet when this wh...[ 4 replies ]11/21/2000 10:38:22 PM
Are you some form of 80's Pokemon or something?[ 2 replies ]11/14/2000 8:53:40 PM
So what was up with that big bandage on your cheek the other day...[ 5 replies ]11/12/2000 9:43:49 AM
Why did Kurt Warner break his pinky? I thought you were on his s...[ 1 reply ]11/11/2000 8:30:49 PM
Look at what you've done! You've turned poor Blind Justice Lady ...[ 3 replies ]11/11/2000 8:30:20 PM
What would it cost me for you to find that Nader bastard and fil...[ 1 reply ]11/10/2000 1:01:17 AM
Don't you feel silly declaring George Bush the winner (see descr...[ 1 reply ]11/9/2000 1:29:03 PM
Dear Lord, what an unflattering picture of you. Ahem, anyway..yo...[ 2 replies ]11/8/2000 6:42:01 PM
When you address the nation, will you fill time with as many ret...[ 11 replies ]11/8/2000 6:21:34 PM
Mr. future president, can you please comment on Ralph Nader and ...[ 10 replies ]11/8/2000 2:45:45 AM

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