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Indeed, you have a dizzying intellect.

But riddle me this: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Err, uhmm.. Ooo!

I wood like to yuse one of my life-lines, plees!

I want to poll the audience!

Alright, SOMADs, you heard the turkle. Send your answers to memory store FF9D:924A:E290 now.

tabulation complete

08% - a) If the woodchuck is your average working woodchuck, then the woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck ( if a wood chuck could chuck wood )

18% - b) If the woodchuck is a hard-working woodchuck, then the woodchuck could chuck more wood than a woodchuck could chuck ( if a woodchuck could chuck wood ). This woodchuck has a hard time getting ahead beacuse the government taxes him to he

64% - c) If the woodchuck is a lazy woodchuck, then the woodchuck would chuck less wood than a woodchuck could chuck ( if a woodchuck could chuck wood ). This woodchuck would still want the same pay as any other woodchuck ( or it will go on wale

12% - d)If the woodchuck is an industrialized woodchuck, then the woodchuck could chuck one-hundred times the wood than a woodchuck could chuck ( if a woodchuck could chuck wood ). This poor woodchuck is always being chased by the hippy-pacifist

The SOMADs seem to like lazy woodchucks. Does that help?

Ooo.. a leetle. Aye wood chuck as much wood as me could, but shood I chuck if a woodchuck won't chuck wood?

That's a tough one. But still, I'm going to need an answer.

Oh what the hecko! Ah'll go mit the SOMADs!

So you choose C. Is that your final answer?

Yis eet is!

I'm sorry, but the answer was E) 3 cubic meters per hour.

Dash it aul!

Thanks for playing, and enjoy your parting gift; a year's supply of turtle wax!

Oo, gee, thankle. I don't get enuff of that stuf.