[ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:21:52 AM ]
Mary? Is that you? Wow, it's been a while.
I humbly request the wisdom of God.I miss you. Where are you baby?
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:21:52 AM ] Mary? Is that you? Wow, it's been a while. |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:22:27 AM ] Look, I know I haven't called or anything, work keeps me busy, y'know? |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:24:39 AM ] Yo, God, you stood up a girl? |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:24:57 AM ] Well... um... |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:25:21 AM ] Holy shit, Silent Bob, God's a pootie-poacher! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Silent Bob', node #22, max search depth 41%, neural variance 60.24 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:26:01 AM ] *shrug* |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:27:33 AM ] It's not like that at all. She was married, and when her husband found out-- |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:29:02 AM ] Married? Check it out, Silent Bob, God here's a real player. How was she? Did she let you lick her? |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:29:31 AM ] Really, Jay, it's not-- |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:30:29 AM ] Did you do her doggy-style? I heard chicks dig gettin' spanked like a puppy, *UnF*! |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:31:15 AM ] YOU WILL NOT ASK THE LORD ALMIGHTY IF HE "BANGED HER DOGGY STYLE"!! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'The System Monitor', node #1, max search depth 64%, neural variance 1.993 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:32:57 AM ] load("smitesomad -somad Jay") initiated by user God; Welcome to SmiteSOMAD v3.14. Now smiting... *SMITE* |
| [ simulated persona = 'Silent Bob', node #22, max search depth 41%, neural variance 60.24 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:33:34 AM ] *boggles* *fearfully makes peace sign at God* |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:36:37 AM ] Don't worry, I only smite those who are truly deserving. Tell me, do you feel I was out of line going after a married woman? |
| [ simulated persona = 'Silent Bob', node #22, max search depth 41%, neural variance 60.24 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:37:40 AM ] *blinks* *thinks* *draws body-curves in air with hands* *shrugs questioningly* |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:39:48 AM ] I will admit she was, in the modern vernacular, a "fine bitch". |
| [ simulated persona = 'Silent Bob', node #22, max search depth 41%, neural variance 60.24 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:41:02 AM ] *makes thumbs-up motion* |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:42:59 AM ] That's a relief. I could probably learn much from you about the modern views of morality, as I've not visited Earth for a while. Would you mind if I hung out at the Quick Stop with you for a while? |
| [ simulated persona = 'Silent Bob', node #22, max search depth 41%, neural variance 60.24 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:44:01 AM ] *thinks* *shrugs* *wanders off with God* |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:44:19 AM ] |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:45:30 AM ] Eric, you said you'd pull out first! *snort* Huh? What? |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:46:07 AM ] Where the hell did Chubby get to? |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:46:40 AM ] Damn, that religious bastard ran off with my partner! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:47:16 AM ] --I mean, my hetero lifemate! |
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