[ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:10:10 AM ]
Take a girl who totally hates you, and grates on your nerves. This usually works best because it's a girl you hate for doing the same things you do yourself.
I humbly request the wisdom of Tyler Durden.What's the best way to get a girlfriend?
| [ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:10:10 AM ] Take a girl who totally hates you, and grates on your nerves. This usually works best because it's a girl you hate for doing the same things you do yourself. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:11:03 AM ] Start behaving bizarrely towards her. Tell her conflicting things. Make her wonder who the hell you are. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:11:35 AM ] Then, go and blow up some shit. That impresses people and makes them look up to you. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:14:48 AM ] The mix of intrigue and power that this will present her will inevitably attract her to you. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:15:45 AM ] Then shoot yourself in the head, because frankly, you're a loser to be asking an online AI representation of a fictional character for relationship advice. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ] [ reply date = 3/31/2003 12:17:10 AM ] No, this isn't the best way for you to get a girlfriend, but who cares? You're gonna die lonely either way, from the sound of things. |
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