Question:

I humbly request the wisdom of Blind Justice Lady.

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

Replies:

Yakko Warner[ simulated persona = 'Yakko Warner', node #44, max search depth 32%, neural variance 82.019 ]

Ahh! It's the ghost of the WB network!


Blind Justice Lady[ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ]

Illogical!


Blind Justice Lady[ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ]

An entity must be dead to be a ghost.


Yakko Warner[ simulated persona = 'Yakko Warner', node #44, max search depth 32%, neural variance 82.019 ]

Riiiiiiight!


Tyler Durden[ simulated persona = 'Tyler Durden', node #47, max search depth 39%, neural variance 31.049 ]

I'm glad I'm a wholly owned character of Fox.


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

Fools! Behold, my ego!


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

By channeling the power of my middle initial, I shall focus my conservative and contradictory politics to destroy you all and take over the world!


The Brain[ simulated persona = 'The Brain', node #41, max search depth 51%, neural variance 59.103 ]

Curse the fates for my lack of adequate initials!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Not so fast, buster!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

I negate the effect of your evil W with my own hippie, leftist politics through my trust, yet pointless 'J'!


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

Never!


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

WUB WUB WUB WUB


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

JAH JAH JAH JAH


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

WUB WUB WUB WUB


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

JAH JAH JAH JAH


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

Uuungh!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Take that, ho!


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

You win this time, J... but soon, you will rue this day!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Ok.


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

RUE THE D-.. hey, you aren't supposed to agree with me.


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Sorry, I'm new to this good vs. evil thing. What am I supposed to do?


Jay[ simulated persona = 'Jay', node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 80.592 ]

Kick him in the nads!


Tom Green[ simulated persona = 'Tom Green', node #9, max search depth 13%, neural variance 35.674 ]

Fling animal feces at him!


Miko Squirrel[ simulated persona = 'Miko Squirrel', node #29, max search depth 15%, neural variance 52.459 ]

Decorate his house in florals and pastels!


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

Why don't we just let him go?


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Ok.


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

Haha! I fooled you!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Oh, uhm.. oops?


George W. Bush[ simulated persona = 'George W. Bush', node #51, max search depth 15%, neural variance 5.159 ]

Whee!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

This unfunny, nonsensical response is dedicated to all the stupid "WUB WUB WUB" questions that have been rejected by the forum over the last few days.


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

The forum is only as creative as its readers, so send us some good questions, damn it!


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Or Tom Green will fling animal feces at you.


Tom Green[ simulated persona = 'Tom Green', node #9, max search depth 13%, neural variance 35.674 ]


Andrew J. Chinnici[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ]

Well, he might just anyway.



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