Question:

I humbly request the wisdom of Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk.

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, What comes next?

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Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

*hic*, Maestro, if you please...


Napster v1.0[ simulated persona = 'Napster v1.0', node #10, max search depth 90%, neural variance 5.132 ]

searching 'Banana_Splits_Theme.mp3'


Napster v1.0[ simulated persona = 'Napster v1.0', node #10, max search depth 90%, neural variance 5.132 ]

found...playing...


Taperlass's Bitey Breasts[ simulated persona = 'Taperlass's Bitey Breasts', node #25, max search depth 3%, neural variance 56.359 ]

Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.
Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.


Taperlass's Bitey Breasts[ simulated persona = 'Taperlass's Bitey Breasts', node #25, max search depth 3%, neural variance 56.359 ]

Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.
Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four,
Four tequila shots, and then I'm laying on the floor


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

Getting to the worm at the bottom of the shot glass
Finds me fifteen minutes later falling on my ass


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

Makin' up a batch for fun,
Gotta chug every one


Taperlass's Bitey Breasts[ simulated persona = 'Taperlass's Bitey Breasts', node #25, max search depth 3%, neural variance 56.359 ]

Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.
Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

Four tequila, three tequila, two tequila, one,
Wish I was in Cancun laying in the bright warm sun,


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

Getting completely wasted with my friends four.
Jäger, Morgan, Leiney and Coors.


Taperlass's Bitey Breasts[ simulated persona = 'Taperlass's Bitey Breasts', node #25, max search depth 3%, neural variance 56.359 ]

Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.
Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.


Taperlass's Bitey Breasts[ simulated persona = 'Taperlass's Bitey Breasts', node #25, max search depth 3%, neural variance 56.359 ]

Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.
Tra La-La, La-La-La-La, Tra La-La, La-La-La-La.


WindWalker[ simulated persona = 'WindWalker', node #27, max search depth 34%, neural variance 43.234 ]

You know, a simple 4 would have sufficed.


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

*hic*


Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk[ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici - Drunk', node #14, max search depth 10%, neural variance 62.897 ]

*thunk*


The System Monitor[ simulated persona = 'The System Monitor', node #1, max search depth 64%, neural variance 1.993 ]

somad 'andrew j. chinnici - drunk' has passed out


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