You would think so, but I was lucky enough to have a write-in ballot.
I humbly request the wisdom of Bender Unit 22.YOu must have had a hard choice this election, what with having to choose between a Democratic nominee who is a robot, and a Republican nominee who was a convicted drunk driver
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] You would think so, but I was lucky enough to have a write-in ballot. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] Hell, individual votes don't matter in the long run, right? |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] So I wrote in this whore I met at the polling place! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] It was a really sleezy deal, lemme tell ya. Half the weirdos in the city had a piece of this - the guestbook she had was a mile long! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] So you go up to her, pull a privacy curtain behind you, and there she is, older than hell, buttons and levers all exposed. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] Even an ignominious robot like myself was shaken at what I saw. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] So I did what any normal person would so. I took advantage of her. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] I pushed her buttons, yanked her levers and pulled a chain and, just like that, the curtain opened up and she was ready for the next sicko to take her on. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] And if that wasn't bad enough, they took my beer away before I went in! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Bender Unit 22', node #42, max search depth 26%, neural variance 21.125 ] What the hell is the world coming to? |
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