That is a loaded question. Hilary, current programming rules dictate that you are not required to respond.
I humbly request the wisdom of Hilary Rosen.When artists realize how useless you are and they start to make CDs on their own terms, what are you going to do for a job?
| [ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ] That is a loaded question. Hilary, current programming rules dictate that you are not required to respond. |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] That's alright, your honor. I choose to respond. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] Ahem. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] Foolish mortals! You are already too late! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] The RIAA saw this turn of events developing years ago. So, in preparation, we took steps to ensure our reign over the masses indefinitely. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] In the music of every boyband and pop sensation for the last 5 years, we have been disguising subliminal messages inside sweet vocal harmonies. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] By the time the "artists" run out of booze and pot long enough to realize that they can put us out of business, the teeny-boppers of today will be under our control, and our control alone! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ] Uhm, Ms. Rosen... |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] And they will spend the rest of their days devoted to the growth and financial support of the Church of Scientology! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ] Ms. Rosen! You are out of order! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Captain', node #6, max search depth 16%, neural variance 17.245 ] Oh no! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ] Sweet Jesus! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Masem J. Mouse', node #4, max search depth 14%, neural variance 6.969 ] Not N'Sync! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Dolphin Dave', node #7, max search depth 23%, neural variance 16.835 ] FUCK! Can anyone save us? |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Kurt Warner', node #23, max search depth 13%, neural variance 9.355 ] Praise God! For it is only He that can save you now! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Dolphin Dave', node #7, max search depth 23%, neural variance 16.835 ] BULLSHIT! I'm outa here! |
 | [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] ENOUGH! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Kurt Warner', node #23, max search depth 13%, neural variance 9.355 ] Yay, Lord! We seek your divine intervention in this hour- |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] Yeah yeah yeah. I'm all-knowing; you don't have to give me the synopsis all the time. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Kurt Warner', node #23, max search depth 13%, neural variance 9.355 ] Forgive me, Lord, for I only seek your infinite power and grace. |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] Uh huh. This sounds famaliar. Oh yes! It was about this time last year. You begged me to break that young quarterback's knee so you could play a few pro games. I remember now! |
| [ simulated persona = 'Kurt Warner', node #23, max search depth 13%, neural variance 9.355 ] That was almost a year ago, Lord. I've matured since then! |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] *sigh* Whatever. Hilary Rosen! I call you before me. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] Ye- yes, Lord? |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] I understand you've been up to some pretty naughty shit. Is this true? |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] I.. I serve another master! |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] Don't give me that. L. Ron Hubbard is scrubbing my toilet! You have to answer to me. |
 | [ simulated persona = 'Baz', node #5, max search depth 21%, neural variance 62.124 ] Woah.. God poops! |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] Quiet, you. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] Forgive me, Lord! Please! I'll live a righteous and loving existence from now on! |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] Yeah, right. *sigh* |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] I'm removing all the subliminal messages from your music and replacing it with new wave beats. If you can market that crap to kids today, then I believe your soul is strong enough to be salvaged. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] Thank you! You are a kind and forgiving God! |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] That's right. 3000 years ago, I would have fried your ass for that. I suppose I'm growing soft. |
| [ simulated persona = 'God', node #19, max search depth 100%, neural variance 999.999 ] Alright everybody, go about your business. I need a beer. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Captain', node #6, max search depth 16%, neural variance 17.245 ] Dude, that was fucked up, right there. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Dolphin Dave', node #7, max search depth 23%, neural variance 16.835 ] No shit. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ] Indeed. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Blind Justice Lady', node #11, max search depth 99%, neural variance 34.864 ] Well, Ms. Rosen, I hope you've learned your lesson. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Hilary Rosen', node #12, max search depth 15%, neural variance 18.624 ] Yes ma'am. If the logic states that I don't have to answer, I damn well won't answer. |
| [ simulated persona = 'Andrew J. Chinnici', node #2, max search depth 12%, neural variance 21.734 ] *sniff* You have made one AI programmer very happy today. *sob* |
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